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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Married? Looking For Love? You've Come To The Right Place

I was recently checking my e-mail and thinking, "You know, I wish there was some married woman I could have sex with", when I came across this message: $preAd EagLE - MaRrieD AnD H()RnY. I couldn't believe it! I thought it was probably too good to be true, but clicked on the link anyway. What I found was the Ashley Madison Foundation. Now the word "foundation" may make you think that it was started in the memory of some very promiscuos cancer patient, but don't let that fool you, this definately isn't your father's online affair service.

The new age Ashley Madison Foundation offers a service "For women seeking romantic affairs-and the men who want to fulfill them". The site also has the clever little catchphrase "When monogamy becomes monotony" and boasts over 825,000 members (pun intended). If you still aren't convinced that this is the kind of service you need, simply check the bottom right corner where you will find the popular "as seen on TV" logo. That's right, the Ashley Madison Foundation is in the same company as the Scunci Steamer and Urine Gone!

So if you have ever been interested in having an affair, there is no time like the present, and the Ashley Madison Foundation is there to help you all the way. Now get out there and slut it up, you're too good looking to be faithful!


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